What if I told you not to tell??? You'd probably do one of three things: number one, and most unlikely, you'd keep my secret and not tell a soul. Two, you'd tell that one close friend (or a couple close friends) who you think wouldn't tell and you'd tell them not to tell, but invariably they would. Or Three, you'd tell everyone because let's face it gossip and spreading rumors is a fun thing to do.

So what if I told you this is all true? Or mostly true? Or only a little sliver of truth is in here and the rest is lies? Would you still read? Would you tell? What if I said that all this is true and I only pretend it's not because it makes for a better story to pretend it never happened? Or what if I tell you it's true and it's really not, would you really believe it?

In either case, this is blog is full of my secrets and whether or not you share them is up to you, but you can't steal them because everything is safe on the internet. And Everyone always believes what they read, so it must all be true. Wait... maybe I'm wrong about this last little bit.

Whatever... It's a secret. Don't tell.

Random moments of my life

I love my life. Seriously, I couldn't have a better one and my family makes me sure of that. These are just a few of my previous status updates over the past few months, just my favorites... I thought I'd share on here and start sharing more of my day-to-day life and where these funny moments come from...


Is it possible to get kitty-love raped? My kitty won't go away and she keeps pushing her fur in my face...

This is a conversation my son and daughter had a few days ago, during lunchtime.

He sits down for lunch and Lily says "Say thanks to Mommy."
Bubba: "Thanks Mommy."
Realizes he wants juice.
Bubba: "I want juice."
Lily: "Say Please to Mommy."
Bubba: "Please Mommy"
Lily: "Say Please Mommy Juice"
Bubba: "Please Mommy, Juice!" 

My kids are a constant source of humor... like this::

Tickling Lily and when she doesn't want you to keep going, she says "You broke my heart, Mommy, you broke my heart."

Kissing game with Jax:::
Me: "How about here?" I point to different parts of my face for kisses. His turn comes and he goes "How about here?" and points to his cheek and so on. Finally he gives me a hug and pulls back and says "How about here?" to his lips and gives me a big kiss.

I think my son has a thing for being slightly creepy. He walked in the living room with a serial killer smile and I asked him what he wanted. His answer: "You."

I also enjoy getting my kids to do funny things (at least they're funny to me!!)

me: "Say Sparta"
Lily and Jax "SPARTA!!!"
me "Say We are Spartans"
Lily and Jax "We are Spartans"

My kids sometimes have issues with our pets. Especially our cat, Luna, who went into heat for the first time and this is what happened::

Me: "Lily go pet Luna."
Lily: "I no pet Luna. She's sick. She goes "Ooooooooo" loud.
Me: "She what?"
Lily: "She goes "oooooooooo" loud" (putting hands over mouth to call lol)

Me and my husband are soul mates... That's not a joke, we are, but even sometimes we have our issues:::

Deployment was the easy part... PCSing with my husband... another story :) I love him but at least three times today I've thought to myself "I bet if I cut him he'd stop being stupid"

I also have an obsession with Super Heroes and...

Wolverine is easily my favorite superhero :) Followed by Ironman and then Captain America, so give me those three and an hour alone with them... I'll get my husband to forgive me after ;) haha jk 

I myself have a few moments where I'm not funny but everyone else seems to enjoy my extreme suffering::

I am NOT a morning person. I am a leave-me-the-hell-alone-if-you-want-to-live-in-the-morning person. And yet, no one fears me... It's so sad.
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